Funniest Kid Quote You’ve Heard in Your Career?

Kids say the darndest things! What’s the funniest, most unexpected thing a child has said to you during your workday?

But middle of the workday, a 4-year-old eyed my coffee and whispered, “Is that your grown-up juice so you can run fast?” , keeping a straight face is impossible; I started a little “kid quips” sticky-note wall by the sign-out sheet and share a couple in Friday’s newsletter — no names,. What’s the funniest line you’ve heard right before nap time?

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